An unsuccessful attempt at: Sharks of the Corn review.
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Are you ready for the thrill of a shark-infested ride through fields of corn? Take a seat because "Sharks of the Corn" is here to give you a whirlwind of horror and comedy. Directed by the famous Tim Ritter, this ultra low-budget film draws inspirations from Stephen King's famous "Children of the Corn" (1984) as it transforms into a funny and weird joke that'll have you thinking about it and rolling around on the floor at the sound of laughter.
Un Cornfield Carnival of Chaos
In the first scene, one of the fields that seems innocent "Sharks of the Corn" establishes the comedy of its characters. We are introduced to Gary and Susan the two main characters, who soon fade from the scene and the movie veers to unexpected direction. This plot blends horror elements with an abundance of subplots. This creates a wonderful recipe that can only be described as a cornfield carnival filled with chaos.
A Mentally-ill Shark Enthusiast
It's Teddy Bo Lucas, a name that gives an added amount of confusion to an amazing storyline. The psychotic shark enthusiast is the most bizarre obsession with these aquatic predators. If sharks in cornfields weren't bizarre enough, Teddy goes on to an entirely new level when you witness him commit an unimaginable murder inside his motel room. This surprising twist sets the stage for an explosive whirlwind of suspicion and intrigue.
Inconfusion Cults along with Sharks
The story gets more complicated as police blame Gary, a poor Gary as the perpetrator of Susan's death even though there is no motive. Meanwhile, a shark cult is revealed as a subplot. It introduces us another world where fields of corn and Shark worship meet. As if there's no way to make things more absurd it turns out that two thieves are determined to snatch a shark's pup from the fanatical group. This is an enthralling mix of humor and horror that will keep readers on edge.
Critiques and Comic Relief
While "Sharks of the Corn" offers a unique and unconventional entertainment, it's certainly not without some flaws. The film is often a jumble of several characters and scenes (blog post) leaving some viewers feeling disoriented as they struggle to understand several plotlines. This is a deliberate choice in style that enhances the spoof aspect of the film but it's not anyone's cup.
The production values of this film are intentionally poor, and the acting falls into the category of unreliable. The film is nevertheless amidst a sea in which performances are mediocre, Steve Guynn shines through with his commendable portrayal, actually realizing his character instead of being merely repeating some lines. This is an uncommon example of genuine acting in a sea that is filled with overblown and sloppy performances.
Shark Puppets and Bonkers Plotlines
"Sharks of the Corn" enjoys the low-budget style of film with affordable effects and an attractive charm. Many of the sharks have a hilarious re-creation using hand puppets, adding some humour to the film. The wacky plot, which revolves about a plan of a shark's cult to revive the goddess of sharks The film completely unleashes its wit. In reality, though, this inventiveness often fails to translate into an thrilling watch.
Amateurish Cinematography, Explosions Optional
One aspect in which "Sharks of the Corn" doesn't quite measure up is the cinematography. The film's framing and images come out as sloppy, lacking any polish or finesse normally found typical of mainstream horror films. While this could be an intentional decision in order to preserve the minimalist aesthetic this does affect the performance of the entire experience.

Final Rating Final Rating: One "Stock Footage Overlay" Out of Five
The video isn't of high-quality, and the music, acting, and edits "Sharks of the Corn" fails to hit the right note. Even though it's a comically entertaining spoof film it's not able to offer a cohesive and engaging story. For me, as the film's reviewer make a funny note: films, much like corn are best because you have added explosions. Unfortunately, "Sharks of the Corn" hasn't made the grade.
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